these subtitles really dont convey how genuinely apathetic he is. his tone literally doesnt change at all.
I think this is my favourite video of his that he’s done for a long time, mostly for the part where Bonnie’s outside the door and won’t leave.
tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
"If you can’t afford birth control pills, just don’t have sex!"
The birth control pill has many uses other than simple birth control (I know, the name is misleading). Most people who go on the pill do it for reasons other than preventing pregnancy. Extremely painful cramps, irregular period cycle, heavy flows, and acne are amongst just a few things the pill can help regulate.
It’s weird that whites have the audacity to black people dirty when they almost wiped out all of europe with disease because they didn’t know how to wash they ass
carrying out an accidental teenaged pregnancy doesn’t make you special or loving or strong just like aborting it doesn’t make you a bad or unloving person
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
Especially the last one damn